i think one of the hardest things in life is trying to get comfortable in bed when you have boobs
the fucking look on his face tho
He wants to shatter that little fucker’s dream as much as the rest of us.
and Anna’s the mother that doesn’t want her child to have his fantasy shattered.
I sit next to a popular sports boy in my math class and he was sleeping so i leaned over and doodled a flower on his paper and the first time he didn’t wake up but the second time he did & smiled at me and later in class i saw he had doodled a whole tiny meadow around the 2 flowers and he was trying to hide it but it didn’t work..i know ur secret popular sports boy, u are just as dorky & cute as everyone else
why doesn’t school teach you actual life skills like how to meet rich businessmen
How it feels to chew five gum.